When it comes to email, my eyes are bigger than my stomach
I get a lot of spam. I get too much email. But even if you took out all the spam, I still get too much email.
As far as email is concerned, my eyes are bigger than my stomach. Like that person at the buffet who puts more food on their plate than they could ever possibly eat, I sign up for more email than I could ever possibly read.
I just can’t help it. I keep signing up for more stuff. I’ve been on the Internet for about 15 years and I already receive hundreds of emails per day. I would think that over time, the amount of email will only increase because I will have done more and more things that put my various email addresses on lists. In the course of living my life I get added to new email lists every day.
Every week, you can buy something over the Internet that you had to buy in a store the week before. Every day, I sign up for some newsletter or beta program or other thing on the Internet that needs to validate me by sending a confirmation email.
Nothing is taking me off of email lists. I manually remove myself occasionally, but nothing to compare to the rate at which I sign up for new things.
I already get more email than I can possibly read. I miss important emails because there is so much that I can’t keep up with it. Once something falls off the first screen of my Inbox I won’t ever see it again unless I specifically go looking for it.
Yet I keep signing up. Send me some more email, please. Thank you, sir. May I have another?
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